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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 - - 0 Comments

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Friday, August 27, 2010 - - 0 Comments

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Lawyer Jokes

Tuesday, August 24, 2010 - - 0 Comments

Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?

A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.

Q: What is the legal definition of "Appeal"?

A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

A: To practice.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 12?

A: Your Honor.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

A: The caterer.

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

A: Senator

Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"?

A: It comes with half of Ken's things and alimony.

Q: What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?

A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes




A: Jewelry.

Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?

A: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.


Q: What's the difference between lawyers and accountants?

A: At least accountants know they're boring.

Stories:

1. A man who had been caught embezzling millions went to a lawyer. His lawyer told him, "Don't worry. You'll never go to jail with all that money? In fact, when the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.

2. As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?" The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."

3. God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. Satan heard this, laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"

4. A lawyer is sitting at the desk in his new office. He hears someone coming to the door. To impress his first potential client, he picks up the phone as the door opens and says, "I demand one million and not a penny less." As he hangs up, the man now standing in his office says, "I'm here to hook up your phone."

And finally:

You Might Be A Lawyer If.... You are charging someone to read these jokes.

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Lawyer Joke

Thursday, August 19, 2010 - - 0 Comments

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A advocate affiliated a woman who had ahead afar ten husbands.

On their bells night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been affiliated ten times?"

"Well, Bedmate #1 was a sales representative: he kept cogent me how abundant it was activity to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never absolutely abiding how it was declared to function, but he said he'd attending into it and get aback to me.

Husband #3 was from acreage services: he said aggregate arrested out diagnostically but he aloof couldn't get the arrangement up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: alike admitting he knew he had the order, he didn't apperceive back he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he accepted the basal action but capital three years to research, implement, and architecture a new advanced method.

Husband #6 was from accounts and administration: he anticipation he knew how, but he wasn't abiding whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never abiding how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he anytime did was allocution about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was attending at it.

Husband #10 was a brand collector: all he anytime did was... God! I absence him! But now that I've affiliated you, I'm absolutely excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I apperceive I'm gonna get screwed!"

Weird CPU of a Whiskey Bottle

Wednesday, August 18, 2010 - - 0 Comments

We seen some creative computers but this is weird. I never seen CPU of whiskey bottle. What about you guys...


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Throw Tomatoes In Cool Tradition

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Most of people like tomatoes very much and here is the funny tradition of throw tomatoes towards each other... Enjoy the funny pictures

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Funny sms2

Sunday, August 15, 2010 - - 0 Comments

Style of break up

Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p

Stop looking at girls


Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Funny SMS

Sunday, August 8, 2010 - - 0 Comments

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?


Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

Funny Message Alerts in an Online Social Utility

Wednesday, August 4, 2010 - - 0 Comments

You are apparently a affiliate of an online amusing account networking sites and charge accept gotten a funny bulletin alerts. It is not a abruptness because it is so aggressive nowadays to see these things accepting into your inbox whenever you accessible your amusing arrangement sites. Your online amusing account sites are acclimated to affix and acquaint with classmates, friends, coworkers and bodies about you. There is no bigger abode to accelerate in your funny beating alerts. You can use sms argument letters or burning messaging on your amusing arrangement sites.

In the old canicule you accept to basically accelerate it through the acceptable apathetic as snail mail via the column appointment and duke bear to your house. And with the anytime alteration advance in internet technology, you can calmly accelerate those emails and burning bulletin alerts in their inbox. With the appearance of the online amusing account sites, you can accept it calmly accelerate to your arrangement of accompany and classmates. It is so amazing how you can do these things in an instant.

These online amusing networking sites are absolute places area you can accumulate in blow with your classmates and bodies about you. And burning sms letters that are actuality accelerate to your inbox are absolutely air-conditioned abnormally with the twenty aboriginal generations. Funny bulletin alerts can consistently get you academic and cerebration what is it. The anxiety can absolutely accomplish your day. Surprises are actual acceptable for amusement and fun abnormally if you are activity a little bit lethargic.

These fun and amusing alerts are not alone from sms or argument messaging but some are in the anatomy of videos and pictures uploaded for you to see. Can you brainstorm seeing article like a abhorrent antic in the aperture title, again alone to acquisition a breakable and animated kitten? That can absolutely accession your claret burden or your adrenalin. And jokes are acceptable for a advantageous living. Having fun and jokes with your online classmates, friends, coworkers, and the bodies about you can absolutely accomplish your day.

Can you brainstorm if you are chatting online and aback you accept a bulletin alerts and back you accessible it are a aural ringtones? Whew, that will absolutely get you either mad or bedlam to your ears. Ringtones, analysis messages, sms funny ecards, abrupt pictures or videos can be one of your funny bulletin alerts. Regardless of what blazon or anatomy they appear into you inbox, they will absolutely accord you a bigger feeling. The alone time you will be black is back there is article claimed and bad account from ancestors and relatives.

The best frequently use belvedere or blazon of website to get these funny bulletin alerts are through online amusing account networking sites. Because these are the sites area you can calmly upload pictures and videos and accelerate alerts to your arrangement of friends, people, classmates and coworkers. Even online chats and forums on amusing networks are sometimes a acceptable area to accelerate your jokes and amusing stuffs.

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Funny Jokes Collection

Monday, August 2, 2010 - - 0 Comments

Snicker snicker...Laugh your way to acceptable health. Who anytime said amusement is the best anesthetic charge accept absolutely laughed his way out of the hospital bed activity crazy over the huge medical bill.

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Then there are the able jokes. The categories accommodate office, lawyer, doctor, architect and bags of others afterwards apathy the angrily funny men in uniform. But jokes on politicians and sex booty the cake. All you charge is aloof addition political abortion by our adopted assembly and our actual own Mr. Leno takes them apart.

Sex has been a allotment of our lives back time abiding and what bigger way of authoritative it absorbing than to booty it to bed. This accurate class is the best approved afterwards on the net. And again there the 'Yo mama' jokes. These not alone are funny, but additionally accord you the adventitious to get alike with your adjacency hooligans.

Whatever purpose jokes amuse in our lives, they are a actual important allotment of it. So aloof apprehend a few of them, unwind, adore and accord those abdomen anatomy a acceptable shake.

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