A second grade teacher was explaining about mathematics, then the teacher was appointed one of his students to answer questions.

"Amen ... try to answer the question the mother, if there are 5 birds on the fence and then a hunter shot one of the bird, now how many remaining birds on the fence?", Asked the teacher.

"After dong bu ...", Amin answered with confidence.
"One Min .. try again you think the answer", argued the teacher.
"Iya bu .. abis answer ..!", Amin tried to maintain his opinion.
"Well, you please explain why the answers you so ..!"
"Look khan bu .. there are 5 birds were shot one .. .. keep my blood everywhere bu .. continue his friends panicked and fled .. so all the birds that live in the fence was not there anymore." Amin replied.

"Actually, the answer was not the mother asked, the correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think ..", said the teacher.

"Mom asked teachers can not?", Shouted Amen.
"Please Amin .. want to ask what?", Replied the teacher.

"There are 3 girls eat ice cream anymore. Cewek First eating ice jilatin creamnya way, Girls Second bite to eat with ice creamnya way, then the Third Girl eating ice ngemutin creamnya way. The question is, which among 3 girls are already married?" , said Amin.
The teacher was shocked for a moment but because they do not want to disappoint his students, the teacher replied, "What is a girl who is married mengoral creamnya ice ..".

"One bu .. who are married are the girls who wear a ring mate. But it's okay .. I like the way women think .."

What a funny reasons of people who work with computers....

Wow this dog looks very funny and cool in this new fashionable dressing style...

How you can say this a great wall....

Here is the reason Why Australia is better than India in most sporting events?

There was a patient see a doctor.
The patient complained about the condition of the right eye at the time drinking coffee.

Patient: "Doc ... every time I drank coffee from a cup, my right eye feels like someone stabbing dock."

Doctor: "Oooo .. yah that problem. If so, each would like to drink coffee first remove the spoon from the cup. "

Patient: "Oh ... Thank you, Doc .."

Dear Friends,

Due to recession, I left my Girlfriend (as part of my cost cutting efforts). I need new one now, so pass on this information to your female friends...

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below:
Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age: 18-23 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will be undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross (Monthly) :
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000 /-(any precious metals, stones)
• Bike rides each duration 1 hour
• Trips to National Highways
• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / SiddhivinayakTemple
• Kulfis / Chocó bars at a regular gap of 3 days
• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
• 2 movies per month (Except on weekends)
• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (At your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and Un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above
mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc.
Candle light/Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject: Name/fresher-exp/age.
Photo must be attached in the email

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.

Regards,
Yours Funny Boy..:)