10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A advocate affiliated a woman who had ahead afar ten husbands.

On their bells night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been affiliated ten times?"

"Well, Bedmate #1 was a sales representative: he kept cogent me how abundant it was activity to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never absolutely abiding how it was declared to function, but he said he'd attending into it and get aback to me.

Husband #3 was from acreage services: he said aggregate arrested out diagnostically but he aloof couldn't get the arrangement up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: alike admitting he knew he had the order, he didn't apperceive back he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he accepted the basal action but capital three years to research, implement, and architecture a new advanced method.

Husband #6 was from accounts and administration: he anticipation he knew how, but he wasn't abiding whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never abiding how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he anytime did was allocution about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was attending at it.

Husband #10 was a brand collector: all he anytime did was... God! I absence him! But now that I've affiliated you, I'm absolutely excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I apperceive I'm gonna get screwed!"