All original funny comical and amusing humor never before gazed upon by your ingenious mind. Hilarious notations taken in short burst of madness spanning 35 years of my life. I have been jotting down my funny thoughts and crazy ideas nonstop since the age of 15.




I recently bought life insurance for my blow up doll.

Men can fake love, but cant fake an orgasm.

I went to a singles bar on

Writing is my way of expressing my inner feelings, dreams of aspiration, mindless rants and to reduce stress levels. Original material you have never seen any other place. I don't copy or get my idea's from any other source other than my memory and thoughts. It is all original and found its way to print from the mind of a daydreamer living in the hip and cool city of Austin Texas.




If we were

Original pointless ramblings and thoughts that materialized in my mind and have made their way to this amazing thing we know as the Internet. A place where everyone can read the stupid idiotic stuff people write about. A place where you can see the best of the best and the worst of the worst. A place that can be happy or sad, amusing or annoying, enlightening or disgusting,

I was talking to my good friend and wild child neighbor a few doors down as she chugged on her 6 pack of miller genuine drafts with a KOOL menthol dangling from her lips. She was telling me her strange version of life as she always does. Suddenly some long haired hip dude with a Texas tan and guitar strapped over his shoulder blazes by on his mountain bike. She randomly blurts out "I love being a