I don't know how many other people like me just talk a lot of smack when it comes to New Year's Resolutions. I actually gave up on them about 20 years ago. If I were going to have some for the upcoming year of  2011 this would be them. Most of these are about true actual things going on in my life. Others I made up for the purpose of humorous and funny material.

True Real Life Happenings and