I don't know how many other people like me just talk a lot of smack when it comes to New Year's Resolutions. I actually gave up on them about 20 years ago. If I were going to have some for the upcoming year of  2011 this would be them. Most of these are about true actual things going on in my life. Others I made up for the purpose of humorous and funny material.

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What was popular on the internet in the year 2000 ? Believe it or not these photos were. That's right, pictures of big fat obese R rated naked fat women. These photos actually went viral In the year 2000. We didn't have the social networking websites like Facebook, Twitter and Youtube like today. No chance of going viral overnight. It was either email, chat rooms or to discover them in a website.

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New Years Eve is just a few days away so I thought I'd post some New Years Eve commercials...there's not many out there, but here's a couple that I did manage to find. Happy New Years!










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The Windows 7... to the Cloud commercials are pretty funny, not the funniest ads around, but they are pretty unique. You can find out more about Windows 7 Cloud here on the official Windows Cloud website.

The following Mastercard commercial is pretty weird, it's not the funniest commercial ever but it is funny enough to post here, check it out:



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When I was a teenager I stole my first cigarette from my mom. I wouldn't dare tell her that now for the simple reason she would feel guilty for the rest of her life. Why? She smoked cigarettes for less than a month. She tried them, didn't like them and never smoked again. It just so happens that was the month I started smoking. They were on the table next to the sofa so I took one. 35 years

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There's a lot of people who consider this Gap Commercial for Khaki Soul to be the best Gap ad ever. It's definitely a good one...check it out:




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A lot of people don't know that there is Michael Jackson perfume and cologne available. Even though this commercial is from years ago, Michael Jackson fans can still find his perfume available online at Amazon.com.






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Actress Juliette Lewis stars in this very creep Daft Punk GAP commercial. I'm guessing this commercial was supposed to be cool...I think she's a great actress but I'm not so sure about her "Gap dancing moves."




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This is one of the all time best holiday commercials for The Gap. The company has made dozens of awesome commercials, but the choreography on this one is amazing.





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The Gap came up with a music video type of ad - Christmas In The Hood, to sell hoodies of course. Check out Peace Love The Gap:




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I was talking to my good friend and wild child neighbor a few doors down as she chugged on her 6 pack of miller genuine drafts with a KOOL menthol dangling from her lips. She was telling me her strange version of life as she always does. Suddenly some long haired hip dude with a Texas tan and guitar strapped over his shoulder blazes by on his mountain bike. She randomly blurts out "I love being a

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