You don't really need a gag; people who have spent a lifetime living off the taxpayers who say that those same taxpayers shouldn't get anything back for their money are humorous all by themselves, just for their total, in-your-face hypocrisy.

Everyone who is against government healthcare: Give YOURS up first, ass clown, then at least you won't be a total hypocrite... a compassionless prick, maybe, but not a hypocrite.

BTW, "government-run healthcare" already exists in America, it's called Medicare. It works just fine, thank you and costs far less than private insurance. And also by the way, private insurance bureaucrats kill thousands of people every year - by their own admission - because they are in business to make profits not take care of sick people.